The FDA & DEA made a shocking announcement when in an early press conference on the morning of the third, they announced the FDA has deemed Ivermectin unsuitable for treatment in humans both for de-worming & COVID-19. The DEA followed up by announcing Ivermectin will become a scheduled controlled substance similar to crack cocaine or heroin. This makes the possession or sale of Ivermectin a felony going into the new year.
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Statement From FDA After Banning Ivermectin
In a statement released to the press shortly after the FDA said “Humans simply do not have cocks that could compare to the size of a horses’ making Ivermectin illogical to use.”
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Disclaimer: This is a satirical article.