Unmasked Texts From New York Nets Management Reveal Plot To Vaccinate Kyrie Irving In His Sleep

Unmasked Texts From New York Nets Management Reveal Plot To Vaccinate Kyrie Irving In His Sleep
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A groundbreaking report has just been released from TMZ, showing text messages between unnamed coaches, trainers & management from New York Nets, the group of individuals was planning to attempt to administer the COVID-19 vaccine to Kyrie Irving while he slept on a team flight. Irving has made a very public stance against his willingness to get the COVID-19 vaccine citing personal reasons make him uncomfortable with getting it, as a result Irving has been unable to play or practice with the Nets and will be unable to do so until he is vaccinated.

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New York Nets Reveal Plans To Get Kyrie Irving Vaccinated

“We need to get Ky the vax some how. This is insanity, we will never be able to win the championship without him.” one text read

“It would be very easy to just jab him when he’s sleeping on a team flight, he always takes a lengthy nap after he meditates on the floor of the plane.” another text said

After deliberation the group decided against the idea and suggested Kevin Durant jacks him off instead.

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