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RIP: Paul Walker, Hero of ‘Fast And The Furious’, Dies In Car Crash

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It is with a truly heavy heart that we must confirm that Paul Walker passed away today in a tragic car accident while attending a charity event for his organization Reach Out Worldwide. He was a passenger in a friend’s car, in which both lost their lives. We appreciate your patience as we too are stunned and saddened beyond belief by this news. Thank you for keeping his family and friends in your prayers during this very difficult time. We will do our best to keep you apprised on where to send condolences. – #TeamPW, reports Paul Walker’s Official Page on Facebook.

I’m not making light of death, but I hated Paul Walker. I hated him less than Vin Diesel. My girlfriend never asked me to be ethnically ambiguous. Hate is strong, so is the news of Mr. Walker dying as a passenger.

“You should go to the gym,” she said.

You should embrace the fact that you don’t have to shave as often as him, she never said.

I miss her, never let a French woman dismiss you wholesale. Oh wait, this isn’t about me at all. Paul Walker died. Fast and Furiously. As a passenger.

Was I watching number number six of the franchise when I read this?

Really? Paul Walker and not Vin Diesel?

His “Fast & Furious” co-star Vin Diesel posted a photograph of him and Walker arm-in-arm on Instagram with the message: “Brother I will miss you very much. I am absolutely speechless.”

Vin Diesel, you’re always speechless. You’re a bit of a muppet who can’t speak. Frighteningly, you’re probably a better actor.

That’s not to take away from Paul Walker’s lack of acting chops.

Instagram? Really? I was super exited about the quilt they were working on together on Pinterest.

The son of a fashion model and a sewer contractor, Walker grew up in a working class, Mormon household in Glendale, Calif. The oldest of five siblings, Walker’s mother began taking him to auditions as a toddler. He was a child model beginning at the age of 2.

She sounds like a lovely woman.

End of the day, we watch that franchise despite that bit of information. If I’m callous, well, he wasn’t that good. And better in remembrance from me, than Vin Diesel whom once raped a bottle of Ruphanol.

He didn’t need to die. Certainly not as a passenger in a Porsche Carrera GT in Santa Clara, CA.

“All of us at Universal are heartbroken,” Universal Pictures, which has released the “Fast & Furious” franchise, said in a statement. “Paul was truly one of the most beloved and respected members of our studio family for 14 years, and this loss is devastating to us, to everyone involved with the ‘Fast and Furious’ films, and to countless fans.”

That’s nearly as touching as…the next movie.

RIP Mr. Walker.

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