Top 25 Silliest Donald Trump Quotes: Check Them Out

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President Donald Trump has never had an internal filter to block out some of his thoughts before they reached his mouth or thumb. Unsurprisingly, most of his quotes are weird, silly, unrefined, and outrageous. The 72-year-old President has been in the public eye for more than four decades. Here we have collected the top 25 silliest Donald Trump quotes from various articles, tweets, TV interviews, and press conferences. Some love him, others hate him. But you can’t ignore him.

Top 25 silliest Donald Trump quotes

25- I’m more honest

Back in 2000, Trump teased his Presidential ambitions by saying, “I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I’m more honest and my women are more beautiful.”

24- I have a very good brain

“I’m speaking with myself, number one, because I have a very good brain and I’ve said a lot of things… My primary consultant is myself,” said Trump in an interview with MSNBC on March 16, 2016.

23- Why can’t we use nukes?

Trump asked a foreign policy adviser not once but three times, “Why can’t we use nuclear weapons?” Well, Mr President, we know how keen you are to play with those toys. But please, don’t.

22- A really unattractive group

Speaking to Fox News about women who accused Bill Clinton of sexual assault, Trump said in 1998, “The whole group, it’s truly an unattractive cast of characters — Linda Tripp, Lucianne Goldberg — I mean, this woman — I watch her on television, just vomiting. She is so bad. The whole group — Paula Jones, Lewinsky — it’s just a really unattractive group.”

21- Putin is not going into Ukraine

Apparently, Donald Trump had no idea that Russia had already annexed Crimea in 2014. Trump said on July 31, 2016, “[Putin] is not going into Ukraine, OK, just so you understand. He’s not gonna go into Ukraine, all right? You can mark it down. You can put it down.”

20- Can you believe what I am getting?

Trump wrote in his book Think Big: Make it Happen in Business and Life, “Oftentimes when I was sleeping with one of the top women in the world I would say to myself, thinking about me as a boy from Queens, ‘Can you believe what I am getting?'”

19- Happy New Year to all

“Happy New Year to all, including to my many enemies and those who have fought me and lost so badly they just don’t know what to do. Love!”

18- When a man leaves a woman

“When a man leaves a woman, especially when it was perceived that he has left for a piece of a*s — a good one!— there are 50 percent of the population who will love the woman who was left,” said Trump in September 1990.

17- On the woman who accused him of sexual assault

“Believe me, she would not be my first choice, that I can tell you,” that’s what Trump said on Oct.14, 2016, suggesting the woman who accused him was not attractive enough for him. It’s one of the worst Donald Trump quotes, especially as it came from a man who once said, “Nobody respects women more than me.”

16- On calling Megyn Kelly a bimbo

“Over your life Megyn, you’ve been called a lot worse. Isn’t that right? Wouldn’t you say?” said Trump.

15- On John McCain

“He’s not a war hero… He’s a war hero because he was captured. I like people that weren’t captured, OK?” said Trump in 2015.

14- On 2016 Presidential election

“We should just cancel the election and just give it to Trump,” he said at a rally in Ohio on Oct.27, 2016.

13- On journalists

“Sometimes journalist attacks have little to do with the pursuit of truth. They are personal vendettas disguised as objective reporting.” (Trump Surviving at the Top, 1990)

12- On his long and beautiful fingers

“My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well been documented, are various other parts of my body.”

11- On grabbing women

“You know I’m automatically attracted to beautiful—I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the p**sy. You can do anything.” – said Trump in a 2005 interview with Access Hollywood.

10- Whining and winning

“I do whine because I want to win, and I’m not happy about not winning, and I am a whiner, and I keep whining and whining until I win.” – Trump in an interview with CNN in 2015.

9- Hairstyle

A lot of people have made fun of his hairstyle. But these Donald Trump quotes prove he is actually proud of his hair:

I will never change this hairstyle, I like it. It fits my head. Those who criticize me are only losers and envy people. And it is not a wig, it’s my hair. Do you want to touch it? (Forbes, 2014)

I get up, take a shower and wash my hair. Then I read the newspapers and watch the news on television, and slowly the hair dries. It takes about an hour. I don’t use a blow-dryer. Once it’s dry I comb it. Once I have it the way I like it — even though nobody else likes it — I spray it and it’s good for the day. (Playboy, 2004)

8- On his kids

“My kids are extremely well adjusted. But I wonder what they think when they walk into Mar-a-Lago and see ceilings that rise to heights that nobody’s ever seen before. And when my daughter’s date picks her up at Trump Tower in a few years and sees the living room, how will he feel when he takes her out and tries to impress her with a studio apartment?” That’s what Trump said in an interview with Playboy in 1990.

7- I’d be dating her

Trump told The View in 2006, “She does have a very nice figure. I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”

6- After the 9/11 attack

After the 9/11 terrorist attack on the World Trade Center, Trump bragged in an interview that his building was now the tallest building in downtown Manhattan. “40 Wall Street actually was the second-tallest building in downtown Manhattan…And now it’s the tallest.”

5- The greatest jobs President

Announcing his Presidential campaign in 2015, Trump said, “I’ll be the greatest jobs President that God ever created.”

4- On global warming

“The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive,” tweeted Trump in November 2012. He continues to deny global warming even today.

3- On Hillary Clinton

Trump has said a lot about Hillary Clinton in the last few years. And this is one of the silliest Donald Trump quotes about her: “If Hillary Clinton can’t satisfy her husband, what makes her think she can satisfy America?”

2- I think I know most of it anyway

“It would take an hour and a half to learn everything there is to learn about missiles. … I think I know most of it anyway,” said Trump in 1984. Then why the hell do missile scientists devote all their lives developing new technologies? Probably his top quote would help us understand why Trump can learn everything about missiles in an hour while engineers and scientists spend years learning it. I don’t know if this is one of the smartest or silliest Donald Trump quotes.

1- Sorry losers and haters

“Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest — and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure. It’s not your fault.” (Twitter, 2013).

These are the silliest Donald Trump quotes I could find. Do you have any more to add to this list? Let us know in the comments below.

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