Putin & Cathie Wood in Discussions to Form Innovative Ransomware ETF

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In order to capitalize on the proliferation of ransomware attacks worldwide, the Russian Federation has partnered with Cathie Wood and her family of disruptive ETFs to create the new Innovative Ransomware ETF. Their investment strategy will be focused on shorting companies Putin identifies as future targets by Russian hackers, while taking long positions on those likely to profit from the fallout of those same cyber-attacks.

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Innovative Ransomware ETF Is Up Over 55%

In opening day trading IRW is up over 55% in the aggressive position they took against meat producer, JBS last week.

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