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Netflix Employees Refuse To Report To Job Until Dave Chappelle Is Arrested

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Netflix Inc (NASDAQ:NFLX) and it’s employees are making headlines once more after it was reported another protest within the company is planned. According to sources, several key employees in multiple departments of corporate Netflix are planning to not report to work until Dave Chappelle is arrested by law enforcement for ‘violent speech’.

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Netflix Employees Demand That The LAPD Arrests Dave Chappelle

In an anonymous manifesto by an unnamed Netflix employee they state all employees who signed the letter will not report to work until LAPD arrests Dave Chappelle for ‘violent’ speech. They also made several key demands that need to be met before they plan to return.

Demands include:

  • All references of Dave Chappelle, and all prior specials be taken off the platform
  • Force Netflix users to watch documentaries about the AIDS crisis before they can watch anything else
  • A bidet in the marketing departments office

This post first appeared on The Stonk Market


Disclaimer: This is a satirical article.

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