Social media super giant Meta, formerly known as Facebook will require users to either be vaccinated or show a negative COVID test if they even want to discuss COVID-19 or the vaccines on its platform.
Disclaimer: This is a satirical article.
Meta Will Require Users To Be Vaccinated
In a statement released by Meta, via Twitter ironically. They state “In order to discuss or post about COVID-19 and related topics on our platform starting 12/31/21 you will need to upload proof of COVID vaccination or show a negative test, typically people who are COVID-19 positive are smooth brained and don’t deserve to be on our platform.”
Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg said in a statement to the Stonk Market “Patriots can suck my cock and balls glory to the CCP and my hot Asian wife.”
This post first appeared on The Stonk Market
Disclaimer: This is a satirical article.