Facebook, Now ‘Meta’ Will Require Users To Be Vaccinated or Show Negative COVID Test To Talk About COVID On Platform

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Social media super giant Meta, formerly known as Facebook will require users to either be vaccinated or show a negative COVID test if they even want to discuss COVID-19 or the vaccines on its platform.

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Meta Will Require Users To Be Vaccinated

In a statement released by Meta, via Twitter ironically. They state “In order to discuss or post about COVID-19 and related topics on our platform starting 12/31/21 you will need to upload proof of COVID vaccination or show a negative test, typically people who are COVID-19 positive are smooth brained and don’t deserve to be on our platform.”

Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg said in a statement to the Stonk Market “Patriots can suck my cock and balls glory to the CCP and my hot Asian wife.”

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Disclaimer: This is a satirical article.