Former Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey Reveals LSD ‘Made Him Quit Twitter To Pursue Buying More Bitcoin’

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Former Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey Reveals LSD ‘Made Him Quit Twitter To Pursue Buying More Bitcoin’
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Former Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey revealed effectively immediately he has resigned his position of CEO as Twitter and will be leaving the company entirely in the up coming months. He thanked his team for all they accomplished and how unimaginably wealthy they made him stating he has made generational wealth that he will be taking to the grave because ‘fuck the kids.’

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Former Twitter CEO Wants To Go All In On Bitcoin

Dorsey stated in a later tweet that “After taking 10 hits of LSD at once, I realized working at Twitter was no longer my goal. I want to go all in on Bitcoin, I want to own all Bitcoin.”

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