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Bitcoin Bear Market Claims Another Victim

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Spain – In what will go down as one of the saddest days in history, the bitcoin bear market appears to have claimed yet another innocent victim, John McAfee.

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Bitcoin Bear Market Claims John McAfee’s Life

John McAfee, lunatic, died in his jail cell this afternoon. John McAfee was known for his anti-virus software, pro-bitcoin stance and a completely deranged lunacy ranging from prostitution, hard drugs and “doing” whoever and whatever he likes anytime of the day.

Many will remember John for his wild livestreams, hardcore libertarianism and undue hate of the government. But what McAfee will best be remembered by is the time he said he will eat his own dick on National Television if Bitcoin is not above $100,0000.

“I am super sad I will never get to see McAfee eat his own dick,” Connor Hanley, 15, stated. “That would have been really funny.”

This post first appeared on The Stonk Market


Disclaimer: This is a satirical article.

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