“We want the “Real Housewives USA” not “George Floyd USA.” After being resettled in the slums of St. Louis, a number of Afghanis fleeing the horrors of the Taliban have requested to return home, “the devil we know is better than this awful place,” one refugee who asked not to be identified told Stonk news. “And why did we have to watch Nancy Pelosi speeches the whole way here, what are democrats? They are so annoying, I hate them already.”
Chris Hohn the founder and manager of TCI Fund Management was the star speaker at this year's London Value Investor Conference, which took place on May 19th. The investor has earned himself a reputation for being one of the world's most successful hedge fund managers over the past few decades. TCI, which stands for The Read More
Numerous refugees insisted they be allowed back on returning empty C-130s.
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