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Afghani Refugees Ask to Return Home After Being Settled in St. Louis

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“We want the “Real Housewives USA” not “George Floyd USA.” After being resettled in the slums of St. Louis, a number of Afghanis fleeing the horrors of the Taliban have requested to return home, “the devil we know is better than this awful place,” one refugee who asked not to be identified told Stonk news. “And why did we have to watch Nancy Pelosi speeches the whole way here, what are democrats? They are so annoying, I hate them already.”

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Numerous refugees insisted they be allowed back on returning empty C-130s.

This post first appeared on The Stonk Market

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