Tom Brady, a legendary football player is now retired. The news shocked the world today when it was announced. After 22 seasons he finally had enough. At a new conference today reporters asked what he will be doing with his enormous wealth. Brady replied “I am excited to spend more time with my hot wife, who kind of looks like a dude. I will also be investing my money into it into cryptocurrency and buying all the anime my hog can handle”.
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Disclaimer: This is a satirical article.
