How To Earn Passive Income By Exploiting the Labor of Illegal Immigrants

How To Earn Passive Income By Exploiting the Labor of Illegal Immigrants
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Getting rich quick isn’t always hard, with an influx of illegal immigrants under the Biden administration I expect this method to become even more profitable as more illegals are working for cheap.

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Exploiting The Labor of Illegal Immigrants To Get Rich Quick

Step One: Go On Craigslist, find a general labor job under Gigs and contact the person who posted the listing. Telling them you have a general laborer working under you who can handle the job, once they accept you are ready for step two.

Step Two: Drive outside a Home Depot and look for the first person with questionable legal status, offer them the job you just accepted on Craigslist and offer them 1/4th of what you will actually be paid, they will happily accept.

Step Three: Send the illegal to the job, and collect your profit! Pay them one fourth and laugh as you make easy money.

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