So Dennis Rodman Just Wrote A Book For Children, Okay..

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I know, it’s about time. What parent wouldn’t immediately rush to Dennis “The Worm” Rodman’s website and purchase a copy of Dennis Rodman : The Wild Bull today? It’s only $16, but if you’re “in for a penny” you might as well get “in for a pound,” and purchase an autographed copy for $40.

So Dennis Rodman Just Wrote A Book For Children, Okay..

I’ve had quite a bit of fun with Dennis Rodman but he makes it so damn easy. Be it his trip to North Korea or the Vatican recently, or the cross-dressing, refusal to hold interviews outside of gay bars, or the banging of Madonna in a limo an hour before the NBA Finals tip-off of the past  … he just makes it so easy.

If someone would have told me six months ago that I would write three pieces about Dennis Rodman for a value investing website, I would have suggested that they adjust their meds. But here we are.

Unlike my writing when he went off to North Korea, or the Vatican…….

I think Dennis Rodman is the perfect person to “write” a children’s book. I say “write” in quotes because he collaborated with someone other than simply an illustrator to write a children’s book, Dustin Warburton.

The Book He Didn’t Write Is Going To Set A Good Example

Mr. Warburton shares my opinion about Rodman’s upbringing that makes him the perfect choice for a children’s story. Granted Mr. Warburton also works for Dennis Rodman.

“What excited me about this project is the fact that not only is Dennis a great guy, but he has accomplished things in his life many people never come close to achieving. The years of dedication and hard work that brought him to the top level is what I’m interested in conveying, and I believe it is going to spread a good message to our country’s youth. Children are our future and Dennis has a lot of great lessons to convey so needless to say it’s not only going to be fun, it’s going to spread a positive message which is what children’s books are all about.”

Because Dennis Rodman Is Just So Fierce

There is, however, something to that. Dennis Rodman didn’t make his high school’s varsity team before going on to become one of the NBA’s all-time greatest rebounders. His father deserted his family when Dennis was only three. The Worm went on to take beatings from the kids at his school due to his small stature. Dennis then flirted with a life of crime when working as a janitor at the Dallas Airport. According to Mark Seal at Playboy, “On a dare, he stuck his broom handle through a gift shop grate and stole 15 watches. He was arrested, jailed for a night, and released after he told the cops where the watches were.”

Despite the flamboyance and mental behavior, Dennis Rodman overcame this to win 5 NBA Championships and, as you do, write a children’s book.

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About the Author

Brendan Byrne
While studying economics, Brendan found himself comfortably falling down the rabbit hole of restaurant work, ultimately opening a consulting business and working as a private wine buyer. On a whim, he moved to China, and in his first week following a triumphant pub quiz victory, he found himself bleeding on the floor based on his arrogance. The same man who put him there offered him a job lecturing for the University of Wales in various sister universities throughout the Middle Kingdom. While primarily lecturing in descriptive and comparative statistics, Brendan simultaneously earned an Msc in Banking and International Finance from the University of Wales-Bangor. He's presently doing something he hates, respecting French people. Well, two, his wife and her mother in the lovely town of Antigua, Guatemala. To contact Brendan or give him an exclusive, please contact him at [email protected]

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