Unpaid Nancy Pelosi Social Media Intern Has Mental Breakdown After Seeing 1000th Insider Trading Joke

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An unnamed intern that was working for Nancy Pelosi’s office, handling her Twitter and Instagram has reportedly quit following a mental break down. The intern reported she thought she had an easy job where she would just copy paste BS quotes, but so many people were making insider trading jokes she couldn’t block them fast enough.

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“Even if I was blocking them every waking second of the day some how more would just pop up, I couldn’t take it anymore. I called Nancy crying and she called me a dumb bitch and said to short SPY and get the fuck out of her office.”

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Disclaimer: This is a satirical article.