Taliban Copy + Pastes Texas State Laws To Form New Laws Of Afghanistan

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Taliban Copy + Pastes Texas State Laws To Form New Laws Of Afghanistan
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Top Taliban command a.k.a. The new Afghanistan government has begun drafting new legislation and sharing it with the international community. However, a shocking discovery was made when it was made clear it was just Texas’ penal code copy + pasted and translated to Arabic.

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