After a devastating loss to the Sixers, Wizard all star point guard Russell Westbrook had popcorn poured on him by an angry Philly fan, who was still mad despite winning. Westbrook did not take well to this unkind act and tried to get to the fan before his 6”10 450 pound security guard Requis, bear hugged him and simply walked him away.
Rare Dirty Popcorn That Touched Russell Westbrook Are For Sale On eBay
We thought that was the end of the story there, but it appears crumbs of the popcorn that was poured on on Westbrook’s head has appeared on eBay and is genuine certified. The listing states “This is your chance to own rare dirty pop corn that has been through head and hands of Russell Westbrook, I know what I have, no low balls, bids start at $5,000”
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Many people thought that price tag was laughable, but a Saudi prince has made a $20,000 USD bid for the popcorn with the intention of making it a NFT. The listing is an auction style listing with 6 days left so there is plenty of time left for this rare popcorn to be apart of your collection.
This post first appeared on The Stonk Market
Disclaimer: This is a satirical article.