Michael Burry Low On Cocaine Money After Attempting To Predict The Next Big Crash Every Year Since 2008

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Famed investor, who the movie ‘The Big Short’ was based upon, Michael Burry, has been going on incoherent Twitter rants as of late causing some to be concerned. However, The Stonk Market leaves no stone unturned and our in-field investigative journalists have discovered these rants are coming because Burry has ran out of money for blow.

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Michael Burry Low On Money

“Burry has almost wiped his fortune from his short of the 2008 market crash entirely, it was spent mostly on cocaine and prostitutes.” An anonymous source close to the situation said.

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Disclaimer: This is a satirical article.