Man Waking Up Spends Few Minutes Relaxing In Bed Before Remembering He Bought Bitcoin At $60,000

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Man Waking Up Spends Few Minutes Relaxing In Bed Before Remembering He Bought Bitcoin At $60,000
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Laying in bed daydreaming about how good his life could have been if he had not bought bitcoin at $60,000, local man, John Kyle, thought, “If I hadn’t bought bitcoin at $60,000 I wouldn’t be living on food stamps and my wife wouldn’t have a boyfriend.”

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The Man Who Bought Bitcoin At $60,000 Shares His Story

“But oh yeah, that’s right. I bought bitcoin at $60,000 like a sheep and now my wife is off banging the plumber and I’m stuck here in this studio apartment I can barely afford holding onto an imaginary internet currency that can’t be used for anything except useless speculation.”

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Mr. Kyle was later seen on the fry line at the local Wendy’s were Dogecoin investors were throwing their frosties at him.

This post first appeared on The Stonk Market


Disclaimer: This is a satirical article.

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