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Mad Money’s Jim Crammer Falls For Cathie Wood Describing It As Mad “In Love”

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Once a legendary stock picker, Jim Crammer, is back at it again with his frantic personality. He was recently tweeting about how alone he is after his wife left him for loosing all his money investing into tech stocks. Jim then tweeted about how in love he is with Cathie Wood. How he would do anything for her, even if that means covering every inch of his body in peanut butter while simultaneously practicing BDSM. Cathie Wood blocked him on twitter saying she not into desperate balding men.

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Meanwhile Mark Seigle was seen covering him self in poo and drinking pee saying “why don’t you love me Cathie”.

This post first appeared on The Stonk Market


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