Florida Governor Ron DeSantis Set to Legalize Meth in Move to Energize Voter Base

0
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis Set to Legalize Meth in Move to Energize Voter Base
rebcenter-moscow / Pixabay

Disclaimer: This is a satirical article.

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has set forth a motion to legalize methamphetamine the drug of choice for people of Floridan. Governor DeSantis thinks this move will energize his voter base to rally behind him for his re-election in 2022 and a possible presidential run in 2024.

Get Our Activist Investing Case Study!

Get the entire 10-part series on our in-depth study on activist investing in PDF. Save it to your desktop, read it on your tablet, or print it out to read anywhere! Sign up below!

Q2 2021 hedge fund letters, conferences and more

How Warren Buffett Turned Three Deep Value Stocks Into A $700 Billion Conglomerate

Warren BuffettIt took decades for Warren Buffett to build Berkshire Hathaway into the conglomerate it is today. Along the way, the Oracle of Omaha and his business partners have acquired a range of different companies and extracted cash from failing businesses to reinvest back into growth stocks. Q2 2021 hedge fund letters, conferences and more The Read More


A Genius Move To Legalize Methamphetamine

Former President Trump called the move “Genius in many ways.”

Democrats in Florida however are not as excited given DeSantis’ recent targeting of marijuana which has become more socially acceptable in the past decade, becoming legal/decriminalized in almost a third of the US.

Pfizer announced it is developing a clean meth solution pending legalization in Florida, causing Pfizer stock ($PFE) to rally almost 22%.

This post first appeared on The Stonk Market

No posts to display