Erections: A Strange Side Effect of the Pfizer’s Novel COVID-19 Pill

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As Pfizer is releasing its data from the new COVID-19 pill there has been some questions that need answering. Much of the data shows that men are receiving unwanted erections. Some of these erections are lasting 8 to 10 hours on average.

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Strange Side Effect of the Pfizer's Pill

This is concerning to most but for some this is a miracle. Many men who plan on taking the pill have not had any excitement since the start of the pandemic. Some are calling it a miracle while others are describing the side effect as mundane and long.

CEO of Pfizer, Albert Bourla, claimed that he did not know about the pills side effect. After the press conference he was seen with a ragging stiffy and the worst case of blue balls.

This post first appeared on The Stonk Market


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