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Tesla Stock Go Down Further As Musk Revivals His Intentions For The Creepy Child Molester Tesla Van

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Tesla has had waves of success in the past few years after CEO Elon Musk has ramped up production with his line of Tesla vehicles. Many people were shocked with the revival of the cyber truck and its shattering window performance. Now there is plans to build the Tesla Van.

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Elon Musk Shares His Vision Of Tesla Vans

Musk said on a recent podcast with Joe Rogan that the van would be unique to fit his needs. He said he wants the van to be able to fit as many children in as possible while still giving him some room. He then went on to say that this van is being dubbed “The Joe Biden Child Extravaganza”.

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