Tax Attorneys Suicidal As They Are Forced To Value Cock JPEGs

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Tax Attorneys Suicidal As They Are Forced To Value Cock JPEGs
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Several tax attorneys are speaking out against NFTs are several offices have been bombarded with calls asking to value “cocks” “apes” and “mutant” NFTs.

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Owing Taxes On Cock JPEGs

One seasoned boomer who has been a tax attorney since 1983 actually jumped off a bridge after being asked what kind of taxes one would owe on a “Legendary Big Black Cock” NFT sale.

Most tax attorneys are seasoned vets as it is an unpopular field amongst law school graduates, so many of them are too old to understand NFTs.

A 18 year old intern at a tax office also killed himself after a 12 year olds Dad called to figure out how to report tax on a $450,000 rock his son sold on Opensea.

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