Taliban Declare Afghanistan A Safe Space For Crypto Entrepreneurs

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TALIBAN CONTROLLED KABUL, Afghanistan – Recently captured Kabul, now under Taliban rule, has made the Taliban the controlling interest of Afghanistan. With Afghanistan’s government dissolving, the Taliban have become the interim, and for the foreseeable future, government.

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Taliban Welcome Western Crypto Entrepreneurs

The Taliban have wasted no time creating new policies and laws, one representative for the Taliban gave in a statement exclusively to The Stonk Market said, “The Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan will not be stuck in a barbarian past. Advancing our nation to the future is possible without violating the laws Allah has set for the land. We welcome western crypto entrepreneurs to our nation to help move our country into the future. Special visas and rights will be awarded to those who invest in our nation.”

Bitcoin soared on the news of Afghanistan becoming a potential Islamic, crypto-powered utopia. Many experts believe this can be a catalyst that sends Bitcoin into 6-figure territory for the first time.

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