Rogue Tesla Bot Kills Tesla Engineer In Undisclosed Incident

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PALO ALTO, CA – A rogue Tesla bot killed an unnamed Tesla Inc (NASDAQ:TSLA) engineer conducting experiments at Tesla HQ in Palo Alto, in an undisclosed incident leaked by TMZ it was revealed a Tesla bot lost control and charged full speed at the engineer pushing him backwards killing him when he fell over.

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News Of Rogue Tesla Bot Perceived As Bullish

It is unclear what specific tests they were running that caused the incident, but TMZ revealed they were testing the bot’s strength when it became unhinged.

Not all is bad for Tesla however, as many investors perceived this news as bullish and Tesla gained $3 billion dollars of market capitalization in pre-market trading early Monday morning, meaning they will easily be able to pay workers compensation to the workers family.

One Tesla investor tweeted, “Wow Tesla is gonna be able to literally kill the competition. *Fire emoji*

This post first appeared on The Stonk Market

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