Jim Cramer Reveals He Does No Research On His Stock Picks

Jim Cramer Reveals He Does No Research On His Stock Picks
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CNBC phenom and Mad Money host Jim Cramer, recently revealed on his live television he does not research the stocks he pumps to his viewers, instead he has developed a system of throwing darts at trending stocks and IPO’s and “makes up reasons that should make sense” as to why they can go up or down.

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One angry boomer who found out this shocking news managed to create a Twitter account to complain stating:

“Mr. Cramer, I have been watching your show for over a decade. I have based my retirement account stock picks around yours, to hear this is extremely disheartening. I was hoping to retire by 65 but this news scares me.”

To which Cramer simply replied “buy CoinBase

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