Bitcoin investors are getting younger by the day, and a local investor, Chad Bronkowzki, member of the only fraternity at his community college was confused when Bitcoin’s price tumbled this past week. “I didn’t know it could go down to be honest, Elon Musk said it is gonna be a billion dollars or something, so I figured buying a lot of Bitcoin would save me for having to work for my douchebag Dad, so yeah I mean I’m down a lot of money but it can go back up for sure I think.”
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Chad Is Unable To Understand How Bitcoin Could Go Down
Bitcoin investor Chad is mostly unable to understand basic market functions, but yet Chad does not cry on Twitter like most crypto holders. He simply holds and doesn’t cry on Twitter, he just waits for his unimaginable wealth. His patience separates him from 99% of crypto holders who feel the need to explain why Bitcoin’s energy consumption doesn’t matter when the Earth will explode in the Sun Death in a few billion years.
These crypto holders on Twitter are often a miserable group of people, thinking the $100 they put into the first shitcoin that was thrown in their face and eaten up like a platter is going to 1 cent and with the billion shares they own they can retire. Oftentimes these kind of crypto holders wives can be seen in bed with Chad as he continues to hold. Be like Chad, just hodl.
This post first appeared on The Stonk Market
Disclaimer: This is a satirical article.
