Bitcoin Investors Buys The Dip But The Dip Kept On Dipping

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Bitcoin Investors Buys The Dip But The Dip Kept On Dipping
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In the world of cryptocurrency it is exciting and challenging all at the same time. Investors are realizing that this currency could be the way of the future. But in the recent weeks Bitcoin has dropped a significant amount.

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Investors Dump Money In Bitcoin

Some investors frantically sold. They were worried that their life savings would go down the drain with the unstable currency. To some this was seen as an opportunity to buy the “dip”. The investors took to their computers dumping whatever money they had left into the crypto. But the dip kept on dipping. Investors are now waiting for Elon Musk to tweet something witty about the currency to make it go back to normal. Musk, a dogecoin supporter, only likes money with dogs on it and says that he would rather take stock advice from Jim Cramer than invest in the coin.

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