Donald Trump Vs Hillary Clinton are beginning their first presidential debate at 9PM EST on Monday September 26th 2016 – as we promised earlier we will have live coverage of the event of the fight of the century as Pepe the frog and Goldman Sachs fight to the death (JK – unless Clinton finds out that Trump has dirt on her and Breibarts him). We will bring you the latest substantive policies issues which will surely be discussed. the latest memos, drinking games, buzzwords and more. Before we start according to FCC rules I am required to state that I am a paid lobbyist for the Hillary Clinton Election PAC and I get $10,000 – JK – full disclosure I am not rooting for either candidate.
Lots of chatter about #triggerwarning at #debate site. See this –> What are trigger warnings and why all the fuss? https://t.co/GPg6s0reNv pic.twitter.com/o0BmXRGyN9
— Michael Harris (@HEProfessor) September 27, 2016
If anyone wants to catch live streaming coverage of the fight please do so here. NOTE: This is a NO trigger warning zone so any millennials following this live blog might want to shut off the internet and go to your RA for assistance.
Now we begin our pre-coverage!
First we want you to take our poll and give an honest opinion – obviously this is in a no way scientific and we do not even pretend to be Nate Silver and/or Scott Adams of Dilbert-level of analysis but its just some extra fun for our readers
Who is winning the debate
— ValueWalk (@valuewalk) September 27, 2016
Donald Trump Vs Hillary Clinton
For those not used to it – you need to know Pepe the frog to understand most of life and to get the jokes that will be made by Twitter trolls throughout the debate tonight – so below is a picture of the world’s most famous frog.
Debate bingo is my fav part
So here’re cards for tonight’s #Debates2016 pic.twitter.com/lolKmuu5Tf— Jenna Abrams (@Jenn_Abrams) September 26, 2016
PRESSURE ON… https://t.co/ZORmkFSa1X
— DRUDGE REPORT (@DRUDGE_REPORT) September 27, 2016
As you may have read the Presidential polls for the popular vote and the electoral college are REALLY REALLY close so this debate could decide who is president for the next four or eight years – for better or worse!!
The latest polling is consistent with a Clinton lead of only ~1% nationally. State firewall breaking up. Trend lines awful.
— Nate Silver (@NateSilver538) September 26, 2016
DEBATE OF THE CENTURY… https://t.co/Rpxv0r4dLG
— DRUDGE REPORT (@DRUDGE_REPORT) September 27, 2016
Billionaire donors led by Soros favor Clinton… https://t.co/4bXYTfaxKD
— DRUDGE REPORT (@DRUDGE_REPORT) September 27, 2016
– Asia futures drop
– Yen holds rebound
– Oil swings to losses
– U.S. #debatenight https://t.co/7HKSde0YfF pic.twitter.com/BE0rE0TJUS— Bloomberg (@business) September 27, 2016
I had the privilege of doing debate prep with #Hillary once in 2008. Her absolute command of issues is staggering. #debatenight
— Peter Daou (@peterdaou) September 27, 2016
Jill Stein is being … Jill Stein in case you were wondering…
Don't participate in this election rigging, Doc! #OccupyTheDebates #debatenight https://t.co/NegvBz1nAE
— Dr. Jill Stein (@DrJillStein) September 27, 2016
I am bi-partisan when it comes to jokes – this one was decent
Donald Trump prepared for #debatenight like every HS senior prepares for finals: he thought about studying, but decided not to
— Sam Colt (@scranecolt) September 27, 2016
There is a 100% chance that after the debate, one of the candidates will say the moderators were unfair to them. #debatenight
— Trevor Donovan (@TrevDon) September 27, 2016
60 minutes to go! #debatenight just started & Hillary already suffered an oopsie! (Misspelled first name) #Debates2016 pic.twitter.com/zb34FFCCLc
— ALWAYS TRUMP! (@Always_Trump) September 27, 2016
Donald Trump Vs Hillary Clinton
The experts keep saying that Trump and Clinton each need to accomplish one thing – Trump needs to act sane and Clinton needs to act less robotic – probably a difficult task for both so let us see as the Presidential debate starts any moment.
Jill Stein is the comic relief candidate in an election that sorely needs it https://t.co/Ix0HfDFlHp
— (((Yair Rosenberg))) (@Yair_Rosenberg) September 2, 2016