Bans on smoking: Santa is trying to save your Children

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Bans on smoking: Santa is trying to save your Children
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Santa is Trying to Get Parents to Stop Killing Their Children; He Quit And Wants Bans on Smoking Because Parental Smoking Kills Thousands of Kids Each Year

WASHINGTON, D.C. (December 24, 2019) – Santa Claus has given up smoking, hoping to set an example for tens of millions of parents, thousands of whom will otherwise kill their children during the year 2020.

The best Christmas gift smokers can give to their children is to quit smoking, or at very least quit smoking in their presence, says public interest law professor John Banzhaf, whose letter to Santa prompted this change, just as his previous letters helped save the lives of millions of smokers.

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