Man Strips On Top Of Tesla While Parked on California’s PCH

Man Strips On Top Of Tesla While Parked on California’s PCH
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California’s Pacific Coast Highway is really like no other in the country.  Wandering through some of the most creative and free-wheeling societies in the world, the busy PCH, as it is locally known, can be a traffic danger, particularly in the highly traveled Santa Monica area.  But this didn’t stop a Tesla driver from stopping his car on the highway, taking off his clothes and then dancing on the hood – all before getting into an accident.

Parks car in middle of busy highway, strips before dancing on Tesla

After parking his Model S in the middle of the road, this unidentified man emerged from the sunroof of his luxury electric car dancing, and that too without any clothes. Later, he got out of his car and started dancing on the road, shaking his glory while extending his arms and legs wide open.

The Tesla owner had a “meltdown,” according to one report, when he parked his car in the middle of a highway to dance then ultimately destroy his own car, smashing glass and dancing on the hood before getting into an automobile accident with a hatchback.

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Drugs and Justin Bieber not mentioned

The report did not mention if drugs were involved or if he was coming from a Justin Bieber party.

Only police can stop him, but it was too late

As a lifeguard and paramedics tried to coax the driver down from his nude automotive lap dance, they found no success.  After a 30 minute episode – all caught on tape and posted to YouTube – the man hopped in his car and continued to drive north from Santa Monica to the Palisades, a point where the PCH gets a little windy and dangerous.

The report noted that while the fire brigade and ambulance were the first to arrive, they were not able to stop the Tesla owner.  He was not stopped until he crashed into another car and was taken into custody by police.

New York and Chicago might have street performers who shag for coins.  California has pole dancers who just want to be free.

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Mark Melin is an alternative investment practitioner whose specialty is recognizing a trading program’s strategy and mapping it to a market environment and performance driver. He provides analysis of managed futures investment performance and commentary regarding related managed futures market environment. A portfolio and industry consultant, he was an adjunct instructor in managed futures at Northwestern University / Chicago and has written or edited three books, including High Performance Managed Futures (Wiley 2010) and The Chicago Board of Trade’s Handbook of Futures and Options (McGraw-Hill 2008). Mark was director of the managed futures division at Alaron Trading until they were acquired by Peregrine Financial Group in 2009, where he was a registered associated person (National Futures Association NFA ID#: 0348336). Mark has also worked as a Commodity Trading Advisor himself, trading a short volatility options portfolio across the yield curve, and was an independent consultant to various broker dealers and futures exchanges, including OneChicago, the single stock futures exchange, and the Chicago Board of Trade. He is also Editor, Opalesque Futures Intelligence and Editor, Opalesque Futures Strategies. - Contact: Mmelin(at)

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