Housekeeping: Date with Lindsay Lohan Test. Be Investors.

Flooded with emails

Ok Guys (not many women investors out there? I believe women have less of an ego than men and thus are more likely to not over trade, be overconfident, etc.) I have received more than 27 emails asking how you can date Lindsay Lohan.  This is a blog dedicated to becoming the best investor you can be nota dating blog.   The prize to have a date with Lindsay was presented here: If you answered the question correctly.

I appreciate the spirit of the emails. Ben Graham was a serial womanizer (Benjamin Graham on Value Investing: Lessons from the Dean of Wall Street ), and Warren Buffett remained married while living for years with another woman in Omaha.  Of all the shareholder meetings in Omaha why hasn’t someone grabbed the mike and asked Mr. Buffett, “Please tell me how you have managed to have your wife and girlfriends get along so well?” I consider Mr. Buffett’s arrangement a far greater accomplishment than his investing results and philanthropic endeavors.

That said, I want you to be investors:

Einhorn’s FOF Re-positions Portfolio, Makes New Seed Investment In Year Marked By “Speculative Exuberance”

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Test to Date Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay has asked me to screen any candidates so I have devised a simple one question test. To have any chance, you must answer the question correctly.

Choose one answer:

You meet Lindsay Lohan on your first date and immediately she asks you to help kill her father. You reply by saying:

  • I have done it before, and I can help you now.
  • Yes, but only if you help with my mother. Criss-cross.
  • You offer her the services of your psychiatrist.
  • You say you forgot to put quarters in the parking meter and gently excuse yourself.
  • I gotta call 911.

If you fail this test then I recommend a training tape of how to date:

No more emails on dating Lindsay Lohan please!  Get back to work.