Flooded with emails
Ok Guys (not many women investors out there? I believe women have less of an ego than men and thus are more likely to not over trade, be overconfident, etc.) I have received more than 27 emails asking how you can date Lindsay Lohan. This is a blog dedicated to becoming the best investor you can be nota dating blog. The prize to have a date with Lindsay was presented here:http://csinvesting.wordpress.
I appreciate the spirit of the emails. Ben Graham was a serial womanizer (Benjamin Graham on Value Investing: Lessons from the Dean of Wall Street ),
That said, I want you to be investors:
Test to Date Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay has asked me to screen any candidates so I have devised a simple one question test. To have any chance, you must answer the question correctly.
Choose one answer:
You meet Lindsay Lohan on your first date and immediately she asks you to help kill her father. You reply by saying:
- I have done it before, and I can help you now.
- Yes, but only if you help with my mother. Criss-cross.
- You offer her the services of your psychiatrist.
- You say you forgot to put quarters in the parking meter and gently excuse yourself.
- I gotta call 911.
If you fail this test then I recommend a training tape of how to date:
No more emails on dating Lindsay Lohan please! Get back to work.