According to Peter Lynch in his book Beating the Street: A retired fund manager is qualified to give only investment advice, not spiritual advice, but what inspires me to retake the pulpit is that a majority in congregation continue to favor bonds.

Peter Lynch - Beating the street

Obviously, they must have slept through the last sermon, One Up on Wall Street, in which i tried to prove once and for all that putting money in stocks is far more profitable than putting it into bonds, certificate of deposits, or money-market accounts.

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Peter Lynch Beating the Street